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So they're a little light, all right. So, so you stick 'em on your dick, you can shave, shower, they don't get in the way. They walk with that limp wrist. I bought her dinner, she had fun. You're in bed with them and it's like you're on a seesaw. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what.

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A real rock-and-roll stand-up comic. You go in for soda, cigarettes. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie! When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block! Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch? I mean, uhhhhh would the kid pop out backwards? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! Whacked off in the movie theater. What farm were you picked out of? I like that nice natural scent of salmon. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that. The kind of humidity you get in Manhattan during the summer.

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The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Quotes

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Andrew Dice Clay born September 29, 1957 is a comedian and actor. Not one spot in the fucking mall for midgets. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Shine upon the parking lot, As I eat my girlfriend's twat! My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. Their wrist aren't limp, they busted it from being on their hands and knees all night. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. You can't build a plot out of jokes.

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You ever date a chick with buck-fucking-teeth and a hunch-fucking-back? I saw a girl walkin' around the street with a big hump on her back and I said, 'Eh, youz fuckin' dog style right? So what you're saying, is you wanna review 1989? So Jack ignored her flabby tits, And licked her asshole clean! I don't even know my e-mail address. How do you know where she's been? These aren't even people, they don't even have a language to things that work in there. I don't get up and look at e-mail. Ah gooey buck--' And I'm like, you fuckin' geek! And I hate when they put cologne on it. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. I certainly liked entertaining people and making jokes, but I don't know necessarily if that's what your child is prone to that you should necessarily put them in a real working industry at six years old.

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Where the fuck are they going? I just don't want to waste my life with it. You could blindfold these people with dental floss, you don't give them keys to a car! You've got to piss on them to revive them. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. Didn't we drop 2 bombs on them a couple years ago? I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you! My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. What was in those bombs, fertilizer? I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

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They knew my whole plan of becoming the most exciting comedian, visually, ever. . It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. I needed one just to have a computer put on. They bring 'em out on a string like a pack of camels. The White people have edited out any colours that aren't white, off-white, milk chocolate, grey, taupe or black. I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think.

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