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Major Payne (1995)

alex stone major payne

Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing. Bottom line though, I can see it's not for everyone, so use your discretion. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care. Emily: That's a very cynical plan! You find a piece of candy in your pocket? At the games, the boys are holding their own until a Wellington cadet trips up Alex during the race, spraining his ankle. Major Payne: You hold it, turd! Cadets: 'Cause we feel good in a dress.

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alex stone major payne

Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation. On the first day of the new school year, Madison displays the Military Games trophy, along with another one for Alex Stone who won best individual participant. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. The film is a loose remake of the war film of 1955, , starring. Stone tries to fight Payne but is pushed back twice and ordered to leave the premises.

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Major Payne

alex stone major payne

Already I would like to get a copy of this movie as there were many many quotable one liners I would like to see again - as I said, it has the makings of a cult classic. Payne is asked to return to the Marines to fight in Bosnia, but his deployment means he will miss the Military Games and disappoint the boys and Emily. When Payne sees his company, he immediately tells them that, under his direction, they will win the games at all costs, regardless of their various shortcomings: being overweight, sickly, deaf, cross-eyed, orphaned, or from a. Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Now, I didn't go through all that to come out empty handed.

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Major Payne

alex stone major payne

Only thing he knows is slip your throat! Payne also meets and clashes with Emily Walburn, the Academy counselor who tries to soften Payne's discipline with understanding and feelings, especially towards six-year-old orphan Tiger Orlando Brown. He hits a man repeatedly during a training scenario, causing him to be arrested for assault after the man was rendered unconscious. Both these things lead me to imagine that Major Payne has all the makings of a great cult comedy in the truest meaning of that term. Cadets: Major Payne's a major diss. Weeks later, Major Payne says they have graduated the program and are fit to compete in the games. In anger, the Madison cadets rumble with the Wellington cadets. Payne tries to adjust to civilian life by making application to the police academy.

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alex stone major payne

I should just add that although I was in the R. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good. Benson Payne Damon Wayans lives, breathes and sleeps war. Payne's training and punishments are harsh, which force the cadets to execute a series of failed schemes to get rid of Payne. Woliger: Actually, sir, he is deaf. Cadets: Got no worries, got no care.

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Major Payne (1995)

alex stone major payne

Payne resumes being an instructor, having married Emily and adopted Tiger. The story is by-the-numbers cliched stuff, but it is essentially played with a straight face - there are no winks to the camera. Returning to the Academy, Payne is confronted by lead misfit Alex Stone about his deception, but Payne claims it was to show them what the real prize was. Cadets: I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair. Madison comes in second, but Alex's injury renders him unfit for the final event, a drill competition.

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Major Payne/Best scene/Damon Wayans/Orlando Brown/Chris Owen/Damien Wayans/Steven Martini

alex stone major payne

I suspected it was going to be another one of those parody flicks like Scary Movie or Hot Shots, but was pleasantly surprised at the way it panned out. As he waits for his train, he sees a family together. Marine Corps Major Benson Winifred Payne, a hardened Marine, returns from a violent but successful drug raid in South America, only to find out that he was once again not promoted to lieutenant colonel. What if this was a life or death situation? Leave him alone, I can barely. How about the Little Engine That Could! The only thing he know is to slip your throat. Major Payne: Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Major Payne: Major Payne's a major diss.

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Major Payne

alex stone major payne

F cadets at school, and have a brother in the British army a Major, no less! The rumble is broken up, with the judges deliberating to have Madison disqualified for conduct unbecoming. Cadet Williams: Break it on down! Do you understand sign language? Major Payne: Hello, little fella. Cadet Williams: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. Does Charlie care about slippery? He has softened quite a bit, telling the new recruits he's not only their commanding officer, but also their friend. Major Payne: Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh What you laughin' at pig boy? This ain't no walk in the park.

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